So, here’s the deal: I kicked Spotify to the curb. I know, I know, everybody has it, and now I'm that person sending YouTube links. But...

my lightbulb is burnt to a crisp, the ceiling is mesmerizing, who is screaming in the street, won’t they just shut up already, are you...

I'd like to begin by thanking everyone for coming to my bloggy blog today to celebrate The Internet's life. The Internet was by far the...